Navigating life can be a challenging endeavor when one lacks sound judgment. Imagine back in 2016, in Monroe, Georgia, firing at a riding lawnmower stuffed with 10lbs of Tannerite from a mere 15-20 yards away. To make matters worse, the shooter had to move closer due to subpar marksmanship. Unsurprisingly, the scenario unfolded disastrously. As a grim souvenir, a customized PVC patch backed with Velcro was made, featuring the rash shooter, the explosive-packed lawnmower, and the regrettable consequence – a newly-acquired peg leg making Pirate themed parties much easier to attend.